I never thought I’d have a bounty on my head the size of the Milky Way.
Of course, I never thought I’d be able to bend time, either.
But hey, life is full of surprises.
Don’t get me wrong, feeling like a goddess has its perks, but those perks come with a hefty price. My brain is tapioca. I’m stranded in the middle of dead space. Ratters are using me for target practice, and a giant, cybernetic monster named Oscar wants to use me for a chew toy.
All this because I played superhero (or thief, according to some) and snatched a doomsday device from an intergalactic mobster.
So if I don’t make it out of here alive, remember this:
Above all else, I want a Viking funeral.
“The edge-of-your-seat action keeps readers engaged. This is a strong debut that launches a promising series.” — Publisher’s Weekly
“Galen Surlak-Ramsey’s comedic Apocalypse How? is the thrilling, clever first entry in a series of space romps…[and] blends science fiction and humor into a fun, high-stakes adventure quest.” — Forward Reviews
“Apocalypse How is a non-stop adventure full of action and excitement that ingeniously uses time travel to pack in even in more adventure, action and excitement than one time line could possibly hold. Above all else Ramsey’s book is a fun and fantastic escape that lays the foundations for a great series that’s sure to follow.” — Benjamin Wallace, author of the Duck & Cover Adventure Post-Apocalyptic Series
“If you like your science fiction to be nonstop action, Apocalypse How? is for you. But this novel is more than just action. It features likable characters, a unique storyline, unexpected laughs, and a human-alien buddy relationship like none other. So open up to page one and hold on—a wild ride awaits!” — Marty Essen, ten-time award-winning author, college speaker, and talent agent
